"...put the self made seasoning into the frying pan till 8 percent cooked."
That's remarkably exact is it not? :-D [BTW the usage of 'till' is all their own. Oh yes.]
How exactly does one determine when something is 8% cooked? Do we think they meant 80%? Probably but it's not as funny.
Anyway, time I wasn't here. It's another grey rainy day after a week of them so fingers x-ed for the weekend - I've digging to be done! Given the weather I'm afraid I have no photo for you today so I'll leave you with a glimpse of my offical 'bad joke' front covered recipe notebook in preparation for a full blown food porn post sometime next week. Enjoy!